Ok, I got that massive box you see above at the dollar store. I thought I was getting a deal and the box had some insane amount of the things like 10 or 20, something retarded. I ate like one and threw the whole business away, and I’m not one to waste food. Basically these things are just diabetes bombs, and that’s it. Its literally just sugar. The chocolate is that super cheap chocolate that’s basically just sugar. The cherry was a maraschino cherry, which I know are super sweet and I love them, but this one was like calcified in sugar. Then there’s the “creamy fondant”, first it didn’t ooze out like a hentai flick like in the image. It was like just there, unmoving in a solid form. Basically its like pure sugar but sweeter, like you put sugar into sugar to make some kind super sugar concentrate. The thing just tasted like sugar and nothing else and instantly made me feel bad. These things are legit dangerous and don’t even taste good.

Do not buy/10